"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" --Gold Hat, as played by Alfonso Bedoya "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948)
The primary Internet resource for references to "Stinking Badges". More info. Search "Stinking Badges" references:  Home   All   Movies   TV   Radio   Newspapers/Magazines   Books   Music   Cartoons   About  When What Who How Where Why 1960-1962 "Collins On A Cloud" Can you help?/ KGO TV Show Gold Hat/ Alfonso Bedoya/ Al "Jazzbo" Collins "Badges? I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" - Missing Can you confirm? Click here 1967/09/11 The Monkees episode: "It's A Nice Place To Visit"/TV Series Micky Dolenz "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) Click here 1977/10/29 Saturday Night Live/TV Series "Pirate Killer Bee"/ John Belushi "We don't have no stinking UNICEF!" - Video Click here 1978-1982? WKRP in Cincinatti/TV Dr. Johnny Fever/ Howard Hesseman "It was a minor misunderstanding one night with 145 Mexican cops. I thought they were soldiers. I said, 'Show me some badges.' The guy said, 'Badges? Ah, we don't need no stinking badges!'" - Video (Thanks Greg Grantham!) Click here 1980-1982? Bosom Buddies/TV Series Kip Wilson/ Tom Hanks "I don't need no stinking hall pass!" - Video Click here 1981-1987 Hill Street Blues/ TV Series Jesus Martinez/ Trinidad Silva "We don't need no stinkin' badges." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1983/05/07 Wizards and Warriors episode: "The Dungeon of Death"/TV Series Neenja/ Ryeland G. Allison "Badgers? Badgers? You don't need no stinking badgers. You need knives." - Video - Audio (Clips courtesy of the Aperans W&W site and CJ) Click here 1984/12/03 The A-Team episode: "There Goes the Neighborhood"/TV Series Captain H.M. 'Howling Mad' Murdock/ Dwight Schultz "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video Click here 1985/10/18 Miami Vice episode: Out Where The Buses Don't Run/ TV Series Hank Weldon/ Bruce McGill "Reservations? He don't need no stinkin' reservations." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1986-1988 Sledge Hammer! episode: "Sledge, Rattle & Roll"/TV Series Sledge Hammer/ David Rasche "Hey... I don't need no sticking badges!" - Video Click here 1989/10/04 Super Mario Bros. episode: "Do You Princess Toadstool take this Koopa...?/ Animated TV Series Koopa Troopa/ John Stocker (?) "Caterers? We don't need no stinking caterers!" - Audio - Video Missing Can you help? Click here 1989/12 Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode: "The Robot Vs. The Aztec Mummy"/ TV Show Joel/ Joel Hodgson "Mexico. This is the city. My name is Friday. I carry a badge. I don't need no stinkin' badge." - Video Click here 1990/02/26 21 Jump Street episode: "La Bizca"/ TV Series Tom Hanson and Doug Penhall/ Johnny Depp and Peter DeLuise Do you know? - Missing Can you help? Click here 1991-1993 Salute Your Shorts episode "Treasure of the Sara Madre"/ TV Series Michael Stein/ Erik MacArthur "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Audio (Thanks Josh Yawn!) Click here 1993/10/04 Beavis and Butt-Head episode: "Citizen Butt-Head"/TV series Beavis/ Mike Judge "We don't have to eat your stinking tacos! We have money." - Video Click here 1993/10/20 Grace Under Fire episode: "The Good, the Bad and the Pharmacist"/ TV Series Russell Norton/ Dave Thomas "Receipts? We don't need no steenking receipts!" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1993-1996? The John Larroquette Show/TV Series John Hemingway/ John Larroquette "We don't need no stinking badgers." - Missing Can you help? Click here 1994/11/02 Roseanne episode: Follow the Son/ TV Series David Jacob 'D. J.' Conner/ Michael Fishman DISCONFIRMED NOT FOUND Click here 1997/05/21 Men Behaving Badly episode: "It's Good to Be Dead"/ TV Series Mr. Fujisaki/ Richard Herkert "Pizzas? We don't need no stinking pizzas." (?) - Missing Can you help? Click here 1998/03/18 3rd Rock From The Sun episode: "Stuck With Dick"/TV Series Harry Solomon/ French Stewart "Bagels? Bagels? We don't need no stinking bagels!" - Audio - Video - Full Video Clip (1.9MB) Click here 1999/04/23 Win Ben Stein's Money episode/TV Series Ben Stein "As in, 'We don't need no stinkin' badgers'" - Missing Can you help? Click here 1999/05/19 The Drew Carey Show episode: "Up on the Roof"/TV series Lewis/ Ryan Stiles "Permits!? We don't need no stinking permits!" - Video Click here 1999/10/24 The Simpsons episode: "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"/TV series Homer/ Dan Castellaneta "We don't need no stinkin' E!" - Video Click here 2001/07/09 WWF Raw Is War episode/TV Series Stone Cold Steve Austin "Badges? You got us badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" - Video (Thanks Koga!) Click here 2001/10/15 Crossing Jordan episode: "Born To Run"/TV Series Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh/ Jill Hennessy "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." - Video Click here 2002 "The New Beachcombers"/ TV Movie Scott Rivers/ Cameron Bancroft "We don't need no stinkin' barge!" - Video (MPEG clip) Click here 2002/04/23 Andy Richter Controls the Universe episode: "Wedding"/TV Series Andy Richter/ Andy Richter "Badgers? I don't need no stinking badgers!" - Video Click here 2002/04/25 Friends episode: "The One With The Baby Shower"/ TV Series Joey Tribbiani/ Matt LeBlanc «In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"» - Video Click here 2002/06/15 Totally Spies episode: "Man or Machine"/ Animated TV Series Alex/ Katie Leigh "Gadget? We don't need no stinking gadget." - Video Click here 2002/10/08 Late Show With David Letterman/ TV Series David Letterman "Lampshades? We don't got no stinking lampshades!" - Video Click here 2003/02/15 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles episode: "A Better Mousetrap"/ Animated TV Series Michaelangelo/ Wayne Grayson "Chill bro -- we don't need no stinking surface world." - Video Click here 2003/03/07 Farscape episode: "We're So Screwed, Part 2: Hot to Katratzi" / TV Series John Crichton/ Ben Browder "Codes ? We don't need no stinkin' codes!" - Video Click here 2003/08/01 Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "A Beautiful Mine"/ Animated TV Series Sheen Juarerra Estevez/ Jeffrey Garcia "Uh, Libby, I don't think they need no stinkin' badges." - Video Click here 2003/09 United Way PSA: "Darren Howard - New Orleans Saints"/ TV commercial/PSA Asian kid "Badges? We don't need any stinking badges!" - Video Clip - Full commercial Click here 2003/09/05 Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode: "Sorry, Wrong Era"/ Animated TV Series Hugh Beaumont Neutron/ Mark DeCarlo "Parachutes? I don't need no stinking parachute!" - Video Click here 2003/12/30 Lingo/ TV Game Show Chuck Woolery "What's that famous movie line, 'Badges we don't need no stinking badges'?" - Video Click here 2004/04/01 ER episode: "The Student"/ TV Series Nurse Samantha 'Sam' Taggart/ Linda Cardellini "Doctors? We don't need no stinking doctors" - Video Click here 2005/03/03 Law & Order: Trial by Jury episode: "The Abominable Showman"/ TV Series Lennie Briscoe/ Jerry Orbach "We don't need no stinking badges... I said, yeah, people need to see our badges." - Video Click here Last modified Tuesday, 01-Oct-2019 17:35:55 EDT